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Postby Chelle » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:04 pm

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old women was able to give birth to a baby.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her
relatives came to visit.

"May we see the baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. I'll make coffee and we can visit
for awhile first.''

Thirty minutes passed, and another relative asked, ''May we
see the new baby now?''

''No, not yet,'' said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, ''May
we see the baby now.?

''No, not yet,'' said the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, ''Well, when can we see the
baby?''

''WHEN HE CRIES!'' she told them.

''WHEN HE CRIES?'' they demanded to know why.

''Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?''

''BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him.''
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:33 pm

lol old people ;)
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Postby just-lea37 » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:02 pm

Thats very good lol :lol:
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Postby shelbel » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:20 pm

LOL Speaking of babies did anyone see on the news about that lady in the US who just had 6, yes 6 babies, in one go!

Wow!!!
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:54 pm

LOL nah i didnt see it but i have one little girl going through the terrible twos at 18 months of age., i cant imagine having 6 of her running around throwing vegemite jars at me :shock:
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Postby shelbel » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:18 pm

I used to work in childcare years ago so i feel for them, and you! And i could give them back at the days end!

My current job is better, no back chat!!!
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:48 am

haha yeah i am a child care worker too but i am a sahm at the moment and i liked being able to hand the kids back at the end of the day haha. and there were more helping hands on deck at the centre but here at home its one on one! nooooooo!!!!

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Postby Chelle » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:23 pm

Yeah I saw that on the news last night..

But there was also some sad news on tonights they found a dead baby's body at a garbage desposal place, don't know what the cause it they are doing an ortopsie on the baby they haven't found who the mother is they have narrowd it down to 6 areas where they pick up rubbish & they have asked the public if they have noticed anyone that may have looked like they were pregnant & don't have there baby anyone. Very sad to anyone who can dump there baby in a garbage bin & walk away from it.
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:34 pm

yeah they found it at the recycling centre whilst sorting through the recycling. how sad is that. this sort of thing happens so often overseas its just starting to come out here. i hope the mother is doing ok health wise
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Postby Sassygirl » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:10 pm

He was found at a recylcing place near Mirrabooka, WA. Very sad indeed.
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