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Potentially & Realistically

Postby Chelle » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:44 pm

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?" The father thought for a moment, "Go
ask you mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars."

"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother
if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house."

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied "Oh my Gosh! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went
back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find
out the difference between potentially and
realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes...Potentially, you and I are
sitting on Three Million Dollars..............but
Realistically,.........we're living with two 5luts and
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Postby Ally » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:06 pm

Oh Chelle!!! I see you and I share the same kind of wicked humour!! LOL
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Postby Chelle » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:41 pm

Yeah Ally I think we do. lol
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