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Postby Chelle » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:46 pm

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your Mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told her," of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. " Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and
she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the
trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to
forget that". Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack. "Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:51 pm

haha

i always assumed jack and jill were brother and sister so it was kinda gross reading that!
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:50 pm

LOL thats a good one :)
But yeah I also thought they were brother and sister?? :shock: lol
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Postby Ally » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:04 pm

heheheh you girls obviously never heard the OTHER jack and jill rhyme then!!!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
jill forgot to take the pill and now she has a daughter!! LOL :P :P :lol: :lol:
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:06 pm

oh ally! lol. you are a rude little girl haha
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Postby Ally » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:07 pm

:oops: Never!! :P

that kinda dispelled the myth that they were brother and sister for me :wink: !! Oh the joys of growing up with 3 older brothers!!! :roll:
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:47 pm

found the origins

Jack and Jill story - The French (history) connection!
The roots of the story, or poem, of Jack and Jill are in France. Jack and Jill referred to are said to be King Louis XVI - Jack -who was beheaded (lost his crown) followed by his Queen Marie Antoinette - Jill - (who came tumbling after). The words and lyrics to the Jack and Jill poem were made more acceptable as a story for children by providing a happy ending! The actual beheadings occurred in during the Reign of Terror in 1793. The first publication date for the lyrics of Jack and Jill rhyme is 1795 - which ties-in with the history and origins. The Jack and Jill poem is also known as Jack and Gill - the mis-spelling of Gill is not uncommon in nursery rhymes as they are usually passed from generation to generation by word of mouth.
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Postby Chelle » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:08 pm

Wow didn't know the history of it I suppose it wouldn't be a good nursery ryhm if you tell the kiddies jack was beheaded although they wouldn't know what it was anyway. Thank's kate
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Postby Fireball » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:21 am

Like ring-a-rosy being about the plague. a tissue a tissue we all fall down. cough cough. hehe

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Postby Chelle » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:44 pm

That's true, I had to do an assignment about the plague when I was at high school
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