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Postby reester33 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:04 pm

Dear Tech Support,
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications which both operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, Skiing in Victoria 1.05 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta version.


Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).


Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are both unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot handle new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

If these recommendations fail to fix your problem, it might be time to try our new program, Lover 1.0!

Hope this helps!
Tech Support
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Postby Chelle » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:33 pm

hahahaha
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:43 pm

hehehehe :D
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Postby shelbel » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:01 pm

Ive seen this a few times going around on emails, i love it!
Cracks me up!
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You'll find me in the almost there section :)
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Postby KimE » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:57 am

Thats brilliant...love it!
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