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Postby Chelle » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:08 pm

10. Bruce Lee - The Green Hornet

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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:43 pm

1. universal soldier

Luc: [asking Veronica to help him look on his naked body for a tracer] Look for something hard.
Luc: [looking down] Is that supposed to be there?
Veronica: Yes, yes it's very normal.
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Postby milkyway » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:58 pm

2. Kickboxer
Just keep moving! And don't be lazy...
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:36 pm

3. legionaire

Alain Lefevre: It's good to see an old face. Even as ugly as yours.
Viktor: [smirks] Still a comedian.
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Postby milkyway » Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:41 pm

4. Hard Target
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:58 pm

5. street fighter

Bison: You have made me a very happy man.
Colonel William F. Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:25 pm

6- Timecop
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:53 pm

7. double impact

Danielle: Where are you anyway?
Alex: I'm taking my brother on a fishing trip.
Danielle: Give him a big kiss for me, all right.
Alex: Big kiss? I'll give him a big kick in the ***, that's what I'll give him
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Postby Immortal » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:10 pm

8. Double Team

Yaz: The last guy that made fun of my hair is still trying to pull his head outta his ass.
Jack Quinn: I dont want to know about your censored life.
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:23 pm

9. replicant
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Postby Chelle » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:46 pm

10. Bloodsport

Jack Black
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Postby Immortal » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:47 pm

1) Tenacious D: The pick of destiny
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Postby milkyway » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:24 pm

2) School of Rock
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:53 pm

3. shallow hal

after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.
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Postby Immortal » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:33 am

One of my Favourite Movies...

4) Airborne

Mitchell Goosen: Mitchell Goosen at your service. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. As long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'.

Augie: St-st-stylin?

Mitchell Goosen: Let me tell you about stylin'. I'm talkin', the perfect A-frame wave spittin' salt water in your face. I call it 'liquid draino, wanna be bullwinkle', I tell you no lies, my friends. It's the consciousness.
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