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Postby emma21 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:19 pm

Three little ducks went into a bar.....

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"


"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked..

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."
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Postby Chelle » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:20 pm

very cute lol
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Postby Ally » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:38 pm

hhehehehe poor puddles!! :P
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:38 pm

LOL why would ducks be in a bar?
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Postby Ally » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:40 pm

To fend off their thirst from playing in puddles all day of course!! :lol:
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:41 pm

oh now i see!
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:08 pm

eew lol :lol:
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