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Postby carla » Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:47 am

Of course, all you old hands on the deck might know this one, but I didn't. My mum sent it to me.




*Special Diet for stressed Women!*
> > >
> > >
> > >This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope
> > >with the stress that builds during the day:- *
> > >
> > >BREAKFAST *
> > >1 Grapefruit
> > >1 slice whole-wheat toast
> > >1 cup skimmed milk *
> > >
> > >LUNCH*
> > >1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
> > >1 cup herbal tea
> > >1 Jaffa cake *
> > >
> > >AFTERNOON TEA*
> > >The rest of the Jaffa cakes from the packet
> > >1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping *
> > >
> > >DINNER** *
> > >4 bottles of wine (red or white)
> > >2 loaves garlic bread
> > >1 family size Supreme pizza
> > >3 Snickers bars *
> > >
> > >LATE NIGHT SNACK*
1 whole Marks & Spencer cheesecake (eaten directly from the
> > >freezer) *
> > >
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Postby shelbel » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:27 am

lol i love the progression from angel to foodie devil!! :D
Highest Weight - 93kgs
Current Weight - 68.3kgs
Goal Weight - 65kgs

The wise man Stephen King once said - The only way to go on, is to go on. To say 'i can do this' even when you know you cant

You'll find me in the almost there section :)
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Postby Maraver » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:43 am

Brilliant sounds like me of OLD :wink:

I wish :lol:
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:04 am

hehe yep the start of the day is great!
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Postby Ally » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:37 pm

hehehehhehee yep that just about covers good intentions!!! :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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