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Postby Chelle » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:36 pm

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted.

On the card was written:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce."
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:51 pm

hehe sounds like they had oodles of fun ;) :lol:
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Postby grugwashere » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:32 pm

LOL thats very funny :)

now i want spag bol
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Postby Ally » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:28 pm

hehehehe that'll teach him for looking elsewhere for sauce!! :P
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:33 pm

haha Ally! :D Chelle, thats great! :D hahaha
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Postby Chelle » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:23 pm

Though you girl's might get a laugh at out it.
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Postby Sassygirl » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:22 pm

That is soooo funny - thanks for sharing it ... mmmmmm I feel like spag bol now too!!
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