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Postby Chelle » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:18 pm

STUPID HUSBAND....

He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
She asked what is this??? Mark replied well you wanted a gift that went 0 to 200 in under 6 sec...
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:23 pm

oooooh LOL something my brother in law would do :wink: :roll: lol bloody men! :D
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