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Postby Sassygirl » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:25 pm

Nursing Home censored
(this is too funny, wait until you read the last line)



Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind
the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin
to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred
and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"censored!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I
held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just
hold it for a while."

Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes
his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet
secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and
Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him
sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was
holding
Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:27 pm

oh that is sooo wrong, especially since i did some work experience ina nursing home *bad images in my head now* LOL
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Postby Chelle » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:27 pm

That is so wrong but it is so funny lol
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Postby Sassygirl » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:13 pm

Hay when I posted this joke I didn't intend to offend anyone - so if you have read it an are offended by it - I am sorry :oops:
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Postby Chelle » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:39 pm

I'm not offened at all I think it is really funny but like kate said you get a pitchure in your mind & just don't want to go there.
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:43 pm

LOL no it didnt offend me michelle it was funny- now i have images in my head LOL
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Postby chubba momma » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:45 pm

You gotta admits thats pretty funny :lol:
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Postby Sassygirl » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:47 pm

I am glad - when you were saying it is so wrong I got a little worried about the content of it. I did think it was pretty funny (thanks Kate now I have a vision in my head as well!!!!)
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:22 am

LOL noooo when i was saying it was wrong i meant it in the sense that its funny wrong!
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Postby Ally » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:58 am

hehehhee sooo wrong, but soo funny!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chelle » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:06 pm

See even ally think's so lol
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Postby Sassygirl » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:58 pm

Thanks :lol:
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