A man in his forties bought a brand new bmw and was out on a sydney freeway for a nice evening drive. the top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to give it a bit. as the needle jumped to 130 km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights in his mirror. 'theres no way they can catch a bmw,' he thought to himself, giving it some more. the needle hit 140, then 150 km/h, and reality swept over him... 'wtf am i doing?' he said to himself, and pulled over.
the cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. 'its been a lng day,' the officer said, 'this is the end of my shift, and its friday the 13th. i don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that i haven't heard before, you can go.'
the bloke thinks for a few seconds and replies... 'last week, my wife ran off with a cop. i was afraid it was you, and that you were trying to bring her back.'
'have a nice weekend,' said the officer.
1st Goal 85
2nd " 75
3rd " 65
END 58 - 60kg!