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Postby Cass101 » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:04 pm

A man in his forties bought a brand new bmw and was out on a sydney freeway for a nice evening drive. the top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to give it a bit. as the needle jumped to 130 km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights in his mirror. 'theres no way they can catch a bmw,' he thought to himself, giving it some more. the needle hit 140, then 150 km/h, and reality swept over him... 'wtf am i doing?' he said to himself, and pulled over.
the cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. 'its been a lng day,' the officer said, 'this is the end of my shift, and its friday the 13th. i don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that i haven't heard before, you can go.'
the bloke thinks for a few seconds and replies... 'last week, my wife ran off with a cop. i was afraid it was you, and that you were trying to bring her back.'
'have a nice weekend,' said the officer.
Start 99kg
Current 86.6kg
1st Goal 85
2nd " 75
3rd " 65
END 58 - 60kg!
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Postby matchbox » Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:19 pm

LOL :lol:
Have FAITH in yourself
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:30 pm

haha funny :D
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Postby Chelle » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:26 pm

LMAO :D :D
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Postby KarinAnn » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:48 pm

Too funny!! I wish excuses like that really worked :lol:
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