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Stolen in The Night!

Postby Fairie » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:51 am

Read this on another site and thought we could do with a laugh to start the day. :)


Stolen in The Night
>>====================
>>
>>This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet,
and
>>an explanation to those friends and family who have:
>>Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys
were
>>stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on.
>>While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not.
>>It's happening every day.
>>
>>My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.
>>It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with
>>someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked
oatmeal.
>>Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for
>>years?
>>
>>Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
>>
>>I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and
>>angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer
Energy
>>pantyhose.
>>
>>Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again.
>>My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang because they took
pains
>>to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three
inches
>>lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier.
Now,
>>my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that
>>long skirts would stay in fashion.
>>
>>It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched.
>>One morning I was fixing my hair, and I watched horrified but
fascinated
>>as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the
>>hairbrush. This was really getting scary.
>>
>>My body was being replaced one section at a time.
>>How clever and fiendish.
>>
>>Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up,
>>unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked
repeatedly
>>and without warning.
>>
>>In despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next?
>>
>>My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it
>>now resembled.
>>
>>That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical
>>profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
coffee.
>>
>>That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using.
>>You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you?
>>
>>The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted," look
again.
>>Was it lifted from you?
>>
>>I think I finally found my thighs... and I hope that Cindy Crawford
paid
>>a really good price for them!
>>
>>This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every
>>night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS.
>>
>>P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my
breasts.
>>I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was
>>relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I
slept.
>>
>>Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.


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Postby Maraver » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:53 am

I like it....................
and I thought it was just my body parts they were looking for
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