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Just had to post this! The ULTIMATE weight loss program!

Postby Livy » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:09 pm

:lol:
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss

>>program.

>> >The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a

>>

>> >voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of

>>

>> >Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as

>>

>> >a representative of the weight loss company.

>> >The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."

>> >

>> >Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,

>> >huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

>> >The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing

>>happens.

>> >On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has

>>lost

>>10

>> >lb. as promised.

>> >

>> >He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The

>> >next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

>> >stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is

>> >wearing

>>nothing

>> >but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you

>>

>> >catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a

>> >shot! This girl is in

>>excellent

>> >shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he does, it's

>> >definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four

>>days,

>> >the same routine happens.

>> >Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to

>>discover

>> >that he has lost another 20lb as promised.

>> >

>> >He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50

>> >pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone

>> >"This is

>>our

>> >most rigorous program."

>> >"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next

>>

>> >day there's a knock at the door; when he opens it he finds

>>this

>> >huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing nothing but pink

>> >running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: "I'm Francis. If I

>>

>> >catch you, you're mine..."

>> >
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Postby ossabelli » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:50 am

Oh, I love it!!!
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Postby Groovychic » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:24 am

hahaha :lol:
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Postby hushpuppy » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:35 am

LOL i like it
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