hi lushgal, you did make me giggle a bit there with the aftertaste of ear wax!!
are you allowed to have something like oats for brekky or is that a no-no?
what about grilled mushrooms & tomatoes.
a friend of mine did a detox that sounded similar, but i can't remember what she used to have for breakfast. i think she used to cook up a small piece of fish (salmon or tuna) and have some mushrooms or avocado with it.