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Postby Rissa » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:15 pm

1. Just because I walk past the kitchen, does not mean I have to go into it.
2. Food doesn't talk to me, begging me to eat it - those little voices I hear are all in my head. Be quiet, leftover chocolate cake!
3. The way to my heart is no longer through my stomach - it's through my purse. Ka-ching!
4. Vegatables are my new best friend. They are boring and tasteless, but I won't hurt their feelings by telling them that.
5. I will drink as much water as is humanly possible. It's cheap, easily accessible and goes with all the clothes in my wardrobe.
6. It is possible to walk past fast food and take-away shops. I just put on my blindfold, and hope I don't walk into oncoming traffic.
7. I will exercise every day. No matter what...well, unless it is raining, or too hot, or too cold, or I can't be bothered walking to the gym....that's how dedicated I am.
8. Every little bit of exercise helps. That's why I make sure to walk to the shops to buy that block of chocolate instead of driving there.
9. The chained lock I have put around my fridge is more for its protection than my own. Now to lock up the cooking utensils...
10. I like to have fun with things and laugh at myself. That's why I made this list. Please take it in the manner it was intended - just a lighthearted look at what's going on in my head.

Cheers!
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Postby KimE » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:29 am

Sounds like some good things to think on Rissa and yes funny. :D
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Re: The gospel according to Rissa

Postby help6363 » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:33 am

Rissa wrote:1. Just because I walk past the kitchen, does not mean I have to go into it.
2. Food doesn't talk to me, begging me to eat it - those little voices I hear are all in my head. Be quiet, leftover chocolate cake!
3. The way to my heart is no longer through my stomach - it's through my purse. Ka-ching!
4. Vegatables are my new best friend. They are boring and tasteless, but I won't hurt their feelings by telling them that.
5. I will drink as much water as is humanly possible. It's cheap, easily accessible and goes with all the clothes in my wardrobe.
6. It is possible to walk past fast food and take-away shops. I just put on my blindfold, and hope I don't walk into oncoming traffic.
7. I will exercise every day. No matter what...well, unless it is raining, or too hot, or too cold, or I can't be bothered walking to the gym....that's how dedicated I am.
8. Every little bit of exercise helps. That's why I make sure to walk to the shops to buy that block of chocolate instead of driving there.
9. The chained lock I have put around my fridge is more for its protection than my own. Now to lock up the cooking utensils...
10. I like to have fun with things and laugh at myself. That's why I made this list. Please take it in the manner it was intended - just a lighthearted look at what's going on in my head.

Cheers!
Rissa


Hey .....this list is fun and helpful....thanks for posting! :D
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Postby milkyway » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:54 pm

Hilarious! :lol:

Water goes with everything in my wardrobe too :)
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Postby Mandie » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:06 pm

hahaha that's great! :D
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Postby soon2bayummymummy » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:37 pm

8. Every little bit of exercise helps. That's why I make sure to walk to the shops to buy that block of chocolate instead of driving there.
omg thats the best one
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Postby corolla_chick » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:12 pm

hehe :D
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Postby Butterfly_Dawn » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:41 pm

LOL
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Postby matchbox » Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:51 am

haha. dude, you're hilarious!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Playboy_bunny » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:53 pm

hahaha noice! ;)
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Postby rivenriver » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:29 am

soon2bayummymummy wrote:8. Every little bit of exercise helps. That's why I make sure to walk to the shops to buy that block of chocolate instead of driving there.
omg thats the best one


Agreed. :D

This thing is great! :)
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Postby Sas » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:14 am

lol That is great Rissa :lol:
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Postby Rissa » Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:02 pm

Had to add some more to the gospel:
11. I will change how I think about food. I will approach it the same way I approach work of any kind - to be avoided as much as possible.
12. I will no longer eat in secret. The cheese pizza I've been eyeballing deserves to be taken out in public to a nice dinner. Who knows, I may even offer to pay.
13. Vegetables are not the devil's work. They merely work part-time in doing her/his bidding.
14. Hot chips drowning in grazy does not make for a nutritionally sound meal. Neither does a tub of Cadbury choc chip ice-cream, now that I think about it.
15. Wandering around the supermarket is not exercise. Especially if you see what I put into my trolley.
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Postby kate_turner2000 » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:46 pm

haha i cracked up at the devil comment. it does seem like that sometimes ;)
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