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Postby kate_turner2000 » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:19 pm

Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the
house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and
doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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Postby Ally » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:02 pm

PMSL!! thanks Kate
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Postby Justjudy » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:03 pm

Where can I find 4 men like that :?:

Judy :D
Reach for the moon, at least you'll land among the stars.

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