A famed English explorer was invited to a university to tell of his adventures in the African Jungle.
"Can you imagine," he demended, "people so primative they love to eat the embryo of certain birds,
and slices from the belly of certain animals?
and they grind up grass seeds, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then smear it with a greasy mess
they extract from the mammary fluid of certain other animals?"
When the students looked startled by such barbarism,
the lecturer added, "what I've been describing, of course, is a breakfast of
bacon, eggs & buttered toast."