A Man saying the right thing!

[Fireball]

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is
in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes
the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove.

I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His
son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. You broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in
order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His
son replies, "Oh that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!""

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - PRICELESS

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[shelbel]

Love it, thank you!

[Chelle]

Thats a classic

[Sussy]

GOLD!!!

[EvilWombatQueen]

Brilliant!

[ForMe]

LOL, that's beatiful.