How Will You Die?

[Tarz]

Finaly a death predictor i am happy with

Tara: At age 65 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

[Cac33]

haha that's soooooo funny!!

I got at age 60 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

[SarahC]

Sarah: At age 62 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

[shelbel]

I got the blender one too, but at 81!

[candycane]

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At age 75 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

Omg, thats horrible!! has anyone else seen wrong turn??? its like a massive fear of mine on road trips hahahaha

[meegs]

Meegan: At age 49 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

I've only got 16 years left, but I least I go for a noble cause - in Canada (On hols maybe!!!!)

[EvilWombatQueen]

Alison: At age 57 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Aside from the homeless shelter it all sounds good to me!

[electrongirl]

At age 54 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

censored I've only got 22 years left!!

[ali76]

Alison: At age 46 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

The first time I read this I thought it said I would be in a Burmese Jail....?!?!

[Strawberry]

"At age 46 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks."
lol
What the! i don't even catch public transport nor live close to a train station. this gives me 20 yrs to live

[Tarz]

"At age 46 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks."
lol
What the! i don't even catch public transport nor live close to a train station. this gives me 20 yrs to live

It didn't say anything about you catching public transport, just getting hit by it.
Stay away from train tracks when you go out drinking!

[carinna]

This is fun!

At age 55 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

[whit3tig3y]

Amy: At age 39 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Just what I always wanted.. to die on tv

[Cac33]

Amy: At age 39 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Just what I always wanted.. to die on tv

Aged 39?!?!? Thats not so good

[electrongirl]

This is fun!

At age 55 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

man thats a normal Saturday night for me....

um I mean...