a few new jokes

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> >A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
> >flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of
> >
> >"a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
> >
> >When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
> >wanted.
> >
> >He said, "I want to have censored with one of the women inside. I have the money
> >to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
> >
> >The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told
> >him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the
> >
> >Girls have any diseases?"
> >
> >Of course the Madam said "No".
> >
> >The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots, after
> >making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
> >
> >Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the
> >Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
> >
> >He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes
> >later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,
> >
> >an headed out the door.
> >
> >The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the
> >place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
> >
> >He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
> >going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
> >
> >baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have censored with me because
> >she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She
> >
> >will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back,
> >Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her
> >
> >one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
> >
> >Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed
> >and have censored, and Mum will catch it.
> >
> >In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
> >have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and
> >
> >
> >
> >He's the prick who ran over my frog!".


> >

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese

Detective...the cheapest one he could find.

This is his report...

Most honorable sir!

You leave house.

I watch house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she go hotel.

I climb tree.

I look window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

I fall off tree.

I not see.

No fee,

Cheng Lee