Weight loss funnies

[DD Diva]

I wasn't sure if this should go in "just for fun" section but as it was weight related (though not necessarily "talk" per se) thought it best to be placed here??? If not in the right section, Admin please feel free to move it.

I often get friends sending me different funnies occasionally these are weight related jokes (all in good fun) and they make me smile. And I thought it'd be nice to share some with you, and bring a smile to your faces too.

Weight loss is a long and sometimes lonely road to travel, but with a friend my your side and a smile on your face, it makes the journey a little more cumbersome wouldn't you agree???

Anyway here's my contribution to kick off, feel free to add a few weight funnies of your own!!

[DD Diva]

I loved the caption on this one "food censored esteem"??!!

[JP1]

[DD Diva]

Sorry, can't help myself....here's another I got from a friend just yesterday!!!

[Blitz]

Humour is so important for a successful weight loss journey...
if you can't laugh at yourself during it - there is a good chance that you will go crazy!

Kim

[DD Diva]

Sorry to disappoint you all, but forum activity is not considered exercise!!!

[Blitz]

I've got six BILLION clicks under my belt...I haven't lost any weight from it but boy is my index finger "ripped"!

Kim

[DD Diva]

Remember, weight loss is about the choices you make!!!

[AndyJ]

Thanks guys.

Been a tough day I tell ya.

This thread put a smile on my face.

[DD Diva]

Thanks guys.

Been a tough day I tell ya.

This thread put a smile on my face.

Awesome!!! That was my intention!!!

[Blitz]

I brought a Far Side book today...it's got some really funny weight loss cartoons in it. That Larson is insane - insanely funny!

Humour is what will get you through those tough times. I remember one night a bike rider keeled me over on the footpath (and didn't stop!). There I was with a sore ankle, hands and knees scrapped and bleeding...laying flat on my back like a beached whale and hurting badly. As I picked myself up I started to laugh out loud. If anyone had been passing by in a car they would have thought I was some sort of staggering drunk walking the streets!

Kim

[DD Diva]

I brought a Far Side book today...it's got some really funny weight loss cartoons in it. That Larson is insane - insanely funny!

Humour is what will get you through those tough times. I remember one night a bike rider keeled me over on the footpath (and didn't stop!). There I was with a sore ankle, hands and knees scrapped and bleeding...laying flat on my back like a beached whale and hurting badly. As I picked myself up I started to laugh out loud. If anyone had been passing by in a car they would have thought I was some sort of staggering drunk walking the streets!

Kim

Oh Kim you poor thing, how horrid....a hit and run!!! I am always so blown away by people who hit someone and haven't got the decency (at the very least) to stop and render assistance!!
But yes, I can see the funny side, it would have provoked a giggle (at least while I was trying to help you up which may have been funnier given that I'm only 152cm tall)

[DD Diva]

Shedding kilos and shedding tears?!!

[Blitz]

But yes, I can see the funny side, it would have provoked a giggle (at least while I was trying to help you up which may have been funnier given that I'm only 152cm tall)

The thing that proved to be the funniest was the three scabs on my knee from it. They formed a perfect smilie face on my knee!

Kim

[DD Diva]

The thing that proved to be the funniest was the three scabs on my knee from it. They formed a perfect smilie face on my knee!

Did you colour it in with some Benadene???